Things you should never catch a Black man doing!

If you ever catch a black man doing this I would seroiusly consider pulling out a gun and shooting him in the knee cap and the balls so that he can't reproduce.



If you see a black man doing this and you are a white girl, please yell out "RAPE' and point to the black man so the cops can arrest him ASAP. Thank you!

THE BEST SLEPT ON NUTS IN ENTERTAINMENT!

BLACKMANSHIT wanted to take the time acknowledge the women in entertainment that arent exactly considered "Beauty Queens" in Hollywood standards but to BLACKMANSHIT would be some of the best nuts in our lives (at least from the back).

We start with Tracee Ellis Ross (Might be the Most slept on)

The ass on this woman is amazing! You can't lie, when you first saw this womans ass you was like dammmm! My girl likes me to watch GIRLFRIENDS with her every now and then, little does she know that I'm watching for the ass of Tracee Ellis Ross and so is every other Black man. Like I said before she's not considered a Beauty Queen but if you had Tracy Ellis Ross bent over in black thong drenched in baby oil, that might be one of the best nuts in your life. Only thing is that she might over act while your hitting it.

Next up is Tina Douglas aka Ashanti's Moms

With all due respect I have for other peoples mothers, but when I she Ashanti's moms I had to turn into a dirt bag. I know I'm not the only one that wouldn't mind getting Ashanti's moms. I don't know if any body has noticed it or not but she strongly resembles one of the first black women that I use to inhumanely beat off too.

Next up is Fantasia Borrino

Don't let all that Gospell and American Idol bullsh!t fool you. Fantasia is a cornbread country thick girl from North Carolina. If you seen her life story on Lifetime, there were scenes in that movie where her ass was Phat and the thickness was there. Her lips and tounge look like they are HEAD ready at all times. The best thing about Fantasia is that even though she has made it big, if you were to get her from the back there would still be some element of hoodrat to her which would increase the intensity of the nut (especially from the back).

Next up Kimberly Elise

If you have seen Diary of Mad Black woman, you would know that her ass in that movie was perfect. Kimberly Elise is not the most beautiful woman in the world but she is definately one of the most classy and intelligent which is sexy in it's own right. If you seen her movies she can get very dramatic which I could see rolling over into the bedroom, she would probably ride a d!ck to sunset. She's definately not for everyone, the older and experienced Black men would agree with me on this one.

If you have any more sleepers please let us know!

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THE TOP PHRASES THAT BLACKMEN DONT HEAR ENOUGH!

In no particular order

1) YOU HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR THE LOAN, CONGRATULATIONS!

2) CAN MY GIRLFRIEND JOIN US

3) LET ME SUCK YOUR D!CK

4) YOU HAVE A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH

5) YOU GOT THE JOB, CONGRATULATIONS

6) I LOVE YOU SON

7) LET ME COOK FOR YOU

8) LET'S START A BUSINESS

9) LET'S PRAY

10) YES I LIKE ANAL

11) I BROUGHT YOU A VACATION PACKAGE TO BRAZIL FOR A WEEK

101 Things A Black Man Should Know

101 Things A Black Man Should Know

A very informative Book and Blog for every black man in the world. Take heed!!!!
The author of this book is definately on some BLACKMANSHIT!!!

BLACKMANSHIT! (movie reviews)

The summer is cooling off and the fall is near. This summer's movies were decent. Outkast's "Idlewild" was surprisingly good. Idlewild was the first movie that I've seen that showed that Black people actually have an imagination. Anyhow this October I encourage all black folk to go see "CATCH A FIRE". I've seen the preview for this movies and it looks like it's going to be a beast. This is going to be a movie of substance which black folk need. Catch a Fire is a political thriller based on the true story of Patrick Chamusso, an ordinary man forced to resort to terror in extraordinary circumstances. A story of one man's struggle amongst a nation's, set in a divided South Africa in the nineteen eighties climaxing in the present day. In other words its BLACKMANSHIT! Please go see this movie, of course the writer and director of this movie are (obvoiulsy) not black, but support the story. I love the trailer for this movie and the slogan " STAND FOR SOMETHING!" Which as black men need to do more often, and I'm not talking about standing up for your block that your drug dealing friend got shot on, unless your trying to start a youth program.

This movie comes out in late October. So go see this and support that BLACKMANSHIT!

Go take your wives, girlfriends and courtesans, becareful because the main charactor of the movie obvoiusly fathers a child out of wedlock, if that's not that BLACKMANSHIT! I don't know what is.

If you have any movies that you would like Blackmanshit to review let us know.

If you have any issues or comments or questions you would like answered by BLACKMANSHIT! feel free.

UNTIL THEN!

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